“Wag kang mang-go-Gloria”

Yes, let us immortalize the follies of our wicked leaders by way of song!

Also, we are again aiding the enrichment of the world’s lexicon by adding yet another coinage.

We already gave the world the modifier Imeldific which means (as per google) ostentatious extravagance.

Mangu-gloria may mean, perhaps, propensity for ostentatious corruption?

Fellow bloggers, help me out here.

Anyway, more power to Gary Granada!

Saan ba makakabili ng record niya? Sa may SC sa UP Diliman o sa Popular Bookstore?

[...] After “Hello Garci,” “Huwag Kang Mang-Go-Gloria” promises to be the next hottest ring tone in the country. This mp3 ring tone is from the carrier single “Values Education” of Akbayan’s protest album “Wag kang Mang-Go-Gloria”. More info are posted at the PCIJ blog. [...]

Sore losers. That’s all you are. If you were a jilted lover, you are nothing but a stalker. Can not let go. Pity. Get a life you fools! I don’t care if you make idiots of yourselves. But confine yourselves to an area where you don’t bother the rest of us. For the rest us, life goes on. there are places to go, people to meet, deals to be made. Can we sleep peacefully knowing that GMA is still the President? Of course we can! Just as you can sleep soundly while consorting with the Eraps, the Makoys, the Reds, the Hyatt Kiss&Tell Traitors, etc. Like a jilted lover, I know you will be plotting your next mischievous moves. Civil disobedience, endless prayer cum hate rallies. Gagamitin pa ang pangalan ng Diyos sa kanilang unsanctimonious undertakings. Truly pathetic…tsk tsk

ano daw?

nice one enlightned_pinay.. papanggap lang yan si jonathan… wala ka bang malasakit jonathan?

YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO US

[Sing to the tune of Charlene Duncan’s lone hit, I’ve Never Been To Me, from the 1994 movie The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert.]

Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life
You’re a dedicated mother and a regimented wife
I’ve no doubt you dream about the things you should have not done
But, I wish no one had talk to Garci
Like you, did son of a gun!

Oh, you’ve been to Cebu and Cotabato and anywhere you could campaign
You took the hand of a preacher man and he prayed over you in the rain (Amen!)
But you ran out of places and friendly faces and you just wanted to be free
You’ve been to the palace but you’ve never been to us.

Please lady, please lady, please just walk away
And we don’t see the need to tell you why you’re better gone today
We can see so much of you still living in our eyes
But we won’t share a part of our weary heart that’s tired of your million lies

Oh, you’ve been to Jolo and the Isle of Sulu where you did your campaign on a raft
You talked Ilonggo in Iloilo and showed ‘em what you’ve got
You’ve been hailed by jueteng kings and you’ve made some calls that a candidate ain’t supposed to do
You’ve been to the palace but you’ve never been to us

Spoken:

Hey, you know what victory is?
It’s a lie, a fantasy you created with the help of the people in places you trusted
But you know what truth is?
It’s the high post you’re occupying; it’s that apology you made that fateful evening
The same apology you may keep saying every day and every night
That’s not the truth, that’s still a lie.

Sometimes we’ve been to crying for indigent children who crave for something to eat
While you live the sweet life that those children could only dream of in their sleep
We’ve spent our life condemning the blatant cheating that costs too much to be done
Hey lady,
You’ve been to the palace (You’ve been to the palace)
But you’ve never been to us.

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Have fun.

para ngan umiiyak na si jonathan sa last post nya… hoy wala namn ganyanan. enlightened_pinay hala lagot ka.

dali bigyan nyo ng candy. hehe.

kailan kaya matatapos ang paghihirap ng masang pinoy?kailan kaya maalis ang problema ng Pilipinas?Isa lang sagot diyan pa wala nang MANG GO GLORIA………Resign NA PLZ. tablan ka naman ng hiya!

Remember Bunye’s authentic tapes? Remember the X-tapes?

What you think is next?

Surely Malacanan will fignt this bad perception to the teeth… and probably would get Lito Camo to produce a nasty lyrical comedy for the opposition.

With cool melody of course.

After all Gloria has still a Billion to spend and we a Billion to lose.

Kawawa naman si Jonathan, NAPIKON AGAD! Lyrics pa lang yan! Jonathan hintayin mong munang maging HIT yung mga songs ng anti-GMA. O kaya IKAW NA ANG UNANG BUMILI para pintasan mo agad. HAHAHA! Isama mo na rin si BenignO sa pagbili. HAHAHA!

wow, “galing talaga”, when i heard the news on radio yesterday afternoon i already wished to get the album immediately. then here comes pcij uploading a cut from it. thanks a lot, alecks…“nasa cellphone ko na!”

…reminds me of the albums produced by the now “infamous” rj prior to erap’s ouster…“hit na hit,” i.e., when you’re on the side of the TRUTH. if and when malacañang would answer this music genre, i am sure rj’s the man again…just like in chavit’s x-tapes…for sure it will be a FLOP this time!

“asar, talo”…that’s what some of us are posting here. however, if i may reiterate what i posted way back, i still maintain that i respect all the bloggers opinion (go ahead jonathan, say your piece…though you really sounded piqued, tsk, tsk, tsk)…except “you-know-who” (so please IGNORE that guy already!).

life goes on, really, life goes on…i, for one, am still my productive self…but we will never stop to EDUCATE people, especially the “blind” and the “deaf”, that MORAL VALUES MUST REIGN in our country. with gloria occupying the throne, i don’t think this will happen…

abetting a crime is also a crime.

si jonathan at benig-N0….nakita ko sa Sacramento, California na nagproprotesta laban sa ginawang pag-veto ni Gov. Schwarzenegger….winks*

tsk…

-MANINDIGAN SA KATOTOHANAN!

ala eh, buhay na naman si AUSTRALIANONG PINOY na si BENIGN-0
kumusta na tsongee ?

Filipinos,

It is time to move on.

No to petty politicking. No to bickering. No to personal attacks. No to adversarial debates.

Time for closure. The Congress has made its decision and so has the rest of the Philippines, save for a few noisy sore-losers mostly based in Metro Manila.

Move on!

some chronology of events, in reverse:

evidences continue to rot, questions remain unanswered, doubts still left hanging…the real truth not yet attained.

are we to let this pass?

congress, with all the wheeling-and-dealings done by the administration, put a death blow to the impeachment case against GMA. as a “winning” gesture, GMA offers the olive branch of peace.

are we to trust her and accept it?

3 months ago, GMA said sorry for her impropriety (15 lapses in judgment) after the winning senators were proclaimed. mere “impropriety” to her but “manipulation of votes” to a thinking person…a simple case of not owning up to a wrongdoing.

are we to forgive her?

even before the gloriagate scandal surfaced, juetengate “familia arroyo” version was hot topic of discussion…with all the witnesses one day trying to pinpoint malacañang as an ultimate “jueteng payola” taker and suddenly becoming zombie-like in exonerating GMA on another day. (conspicuously noted is that recantations were done at the time when FG was in the country. “FG hypnosis” at work!)

are we to believe them?

…Filipinos…a resounding NO, NO, NO, NO…

Now you laugh at the power of prayer? It just goes to show how the defense mechanism of the worshippers of the Diabolic Doña of JuetEngcantadia works.

Another post (above) in panic mode calls us “sore losers” but what he merely achieves is irony. Probably a new oxymoron “sore ‘winners’”?

the poor are indeed getting hungry. but does fighting futile political battles solve that? will the poor eat because people keep on bickering?

just a thought…

pati ba naman kanta papatulan pa. hehehe hay pilipinas.

bruise tawilis, paki naman ng mga hunghang kung di kumain ang mahihirap. basta makuha lang gusto nila.

tama ka tawilis, kaya tama na awayan..hayaan na lang natin si Gloria sa malacanang, di na naman siya puwedeng kumamdidato sa susunod…kesa naman palitan natin siya ngayon at ilagay si Kabayan, eh di magra-rally ulit ang oposisyon, sabihin nila nandaya din sa Kabayan….so between Noli and GMA, GMA na lang tayo, saka mukha namang takot maging presidente si Noli, kuntento na siyang bise..hehehe…

kung puwedeng umupo si Lacson, ok sana kaso hindi, mas malapit pa si Drilon…eh kung si Drilon na traidor, kay Lacson na lang ako, kasi pag si Lacson ang naupo, tatahimik ang bansa…mawawala na ang mga negative na lalabas sa diyaryo kasi ipapakulong niya ang magsulat ng laban sa gobyerno…mawawala na din mga jueteng lords, drug lords…